A reference by tobytoby to bad poetry set me off on a quick quest to find some Vogon poetry. Not only did I find the text I was looking for, I also found a Vogon poetry generator. God I love the internet.
Here's the poem that was generated for me:
See, see the committed sky
Marvel at its big vomit-green depths.
Tell me, Martin do you
Wonder why the basselope ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel seedy?
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your fromendrone facial growth
That looks like
A mould.
What's more, it knows
Your gurgling potting shed
Smells of pus-ball.
Everything under the big committed sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm smegma.
2 comments:
Hey man dont know if you can help me but I am looking to rent somewhere to live and it would be great if it was in an artists studio environment.
I make art and need a studio but cant afford both home and studio rent so really want to combine them. Is there anywhere you can suggest looking or does this exist?
I can spend about $200/week and a bit more if there were great facilities.
If there is anything you can suggest or anyone else out there then let me know at acejayace@yahoo.com.au
Cheers
Jay
ummmmm smegma!?!
love it.
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